Time to Burn the Bed...
So I had a great post Thanksgiving party at my house on Saturday night, and about 30+ people came over, most I knew but some were friends of friends. Keep in mind I’m 44, so this wasn’t a frat house bash or anything like that, all adults around my age+/- 10 years, wine, cheese, chatting, etc.This afternoon I was getting caught up with all my “chores” before a new week and as I pulled my sheets off my bed to wash them out jumps a USED CONDOM. Now I know it’s not one of mine, since I haven’t had a woman over in months. The only thing I can think is that one of the couples at the party snuck off to my bedroom and went at it while the party was going on downstairs.
Who the hell has sex in someone elses bed while at a party over the age of 25?
And who the fuck leaves their used condom in that bed?
To top it off I was sleeping in my bed last night with it next to me, and whatever else they did! WTF!!! I've never been so grossed out by the idea of sex since when I was a kid and first realized my parents did it too.
I taken 2 showers already and I’m washing all my sheets, blankets and pillow cases, but I seriously want to burn my bed.
IBF!!!!!
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