PETA
I don't know if this is true...but if it is....GROSS!!! IBF!
Damned lunacy." That's just one reaction to the People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals' (PETA's) latest campaign to heighten awareness of the importance of the world's creatures, including the smaller ones.
PETA members have historically exhibited adeptness at drawing attention to their organization, their newest publicity stunt being no exception.
Their new "Compassion Tour" involves beautiful, naked women in raised platforms and lying in bed in a very public setting. The catch? The women are breast feeding large broods of "guest" bed bugs in order to advocate "compassion for the smaller creatures of the world."
"I just think people tend to be irrational and overreactive, "Ever since President Obama brutally murdered that innocent fly on national television.
YES EVERYONE "invite them in! There's absolutely no reason to overreact here. How much space does a person need anyway? I mean, these little guys tuck themselves neatly out of the way during the day and only venture out at night for a mere tiny snack -- and only when we're already fast asleep anyway.
Yet somehow, despite reassurances to the contrary, one remains rather skeptical as to the efficacy of PETA's latest stunt for publicity.
Will the public empathize with the soft, maternal imagery of a mostly naked woman gently nurturing her six legged feasting brood? Or, will the public's reaction be one of horrified repugnance?
Only time will tell.
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