10 Things Michelle would like to say to Sarah
10 Things Michelle Obama Wants to Say to Sarah Palin
- For once I agree with Barbara Bush.
- At least I know the difference between North and South Korea.
- If Katie Couric had asked me I could name plenty of publications that I read on a regular basis because reading is something you get used to doing in law school.
- When I said I was proud of my country for supporting my husband, what I really meant is I was proud Americans were smart enough to support him over the other guys (and gals, hint, hint...)
- Some people shoot harmless animals. I adopt them.
- When you accused me of not trusting parents to do a good job raising their own children, you were only partially right. I trust most parents, but some could use a little help because their kids are out of control; you know calling people offensive slurs and whatnot. Not like my well-mannered girls.
- While I realize a strong, attractive black woman defeated you for the Miss Alaska crown (which must have really stung since there are like 5 of us in the whole state) you shouldn't let that leave you with a chip on your shoulder about all of us strong, attractive black women.
- Not that I'm judging, but Sasha and Malia will appear on "Dancing with the Stars" the day my husband goes ice-skating in hell with...well you.
- Some people appear on reality tv, while some of us appear on the cover of VOGUE. (Click here to watch a fashion faceoff between the two ladies.)
- Please run for president. I'd really like to live in the White House another four years.
- years of slavery? Why did he wait 10 years ejo? Now we were not there and no one knows the true story I think we shulod stop taking sides....... Singing confusion break bone yeeepa double whale for deadi bodi and the owner of deadi bodi.... Ok so bye
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