Ted Haggard Part Deux
So Ted, nationally prominent evangelical man of god who cheated on his wife with a male prositute while smoking meth, Haggard has decided after a couple of years in hiding..........errrrrrrrrr, self reflection, it's time to start spreading the Word again. “Everyone is welcome: Democrat, Republican, gay, straight, bi, addicts, tall, short,” Haggard said. “Jesus’ arms are open to all of us.” Wow, that's quite an epiphany for a man that two years ago preached to 14,000 people a week that they would go to hell if they dared lived any of the aforementioned lifestyles (especially short people......Ted hated short people).
Oh, and of course he's incorporated as a non-profit so those of us so fortunate enough to live in his community don't even have the solice that we're increasing the tax base! IBF
- When Ted got caught, He should have said he was all hopped up on meth and he may have slept with a male prostitute and he may not have. He just could not remember. At least he could have saved face and become a poster boy for " Do not do drugs"! Ted fuched himself.
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