(At the cinema the water is really expensive, the bottle we sell costs $5.10 but anywhere else it would be $2.)
Me: “Hi what can I get you?”
Customer: “I’ll just grab a water thanks.”
Me: “Sure, that’ll be $5.10.”
Customer: *shocked* “$5.10!?”
Me: “Yeah, sorry, just our prices.”
Customer: “But it’s water. You know that s*** comes from the sky right?”