Me: “Thank you for calling [theater]. How can I help you?”
Caller: “I had three coupons, but they flew out the window. Is there anything you can do for me?”
Me: “No, I’m sorry, without the actual coupons there’s nothing we can do.”
Caller: “Are you kidding me!? I’ve been driving thirty or forty minutes to get there!”
Me: “I’m really sorry, but there is nothing we can do.”
Caller: “You are so rude! Is there a corporate number I can complain too.”
Me: “You can go on our website and file a complaint.”
Caller: “Well, can I complain to you?”
Me: “You already are.”